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Originally Posted by tone3jaguar
This just in, swine flu only kills tall people. The virus can not live below 5.5 feet from the ground because the atmospheric pressure is to high. LOL
And if you believe that one then you just might be a red neck.
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Actually, the swine flu above 5.5 feet from the ground can't sustain itself and actually mutates into an organism that empowers the body, restores youth, increases mental function and actually provides the energy mechanism for Teleportation, Bi-Location, Time travel and instant manifestation of thoughts!!!!!
It's True!!!
