[Brinty]

This will be my last one for the day.


A duck waddles into a feed store and asks, "got any duck feed?" The guy behind the counter says, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it." The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.

The next day the duck waddles into the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the the guy behind the counter says, "no." and the duck leaves.

Next day the duck waddles in and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The guy says, "Look, I've told you twice already, we don't have any duck feed, we've never had any duck feed and we will never have any duck feed. If you come in here and ask one more time for duck feed, I'll nail your feet to the floor!"

The next day the duck waddles into the feed store and asks, "Got any nails?" The guy frowns and replies, "No."

"Good," says the duck, "got any duck feed?"