[Brinty]

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about two seconds to say, "Gimme a break lady, your daughter's pregnant!"

The mother turns purple with indignation and argues with the doctor that, "her" daughter was a good girl, and would "never" compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor turns and gazes out the window silently studying the horizon.

Enraged, the mother demands that he "stop looking out the window and pay attention to me!"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention madam. It's just that the last time this happened, a bright star appeared in the east and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant."