[burgundia]

-Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no! I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast...