[Dantheman62]

Three women, two younger and one senior
citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there’s a beeping
sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.


The other looks at her questioningly, “that was my pager” she said,
“I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear, when she finished she explained. “That was my mobile
phone, I have a microchip in my hand”.

The older woman felt very low
tech, not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as
impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
When she returned a piece of toilet paper was hanging from her rear
end.

The other two women raised their eyebrows and stared embarrassingly at
her.


The older woman without missing a beat finally said……..”Well, will
you look at that – I’m getting a FAX!!!!”