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burgundia · 05-17-2009, 05:13 PM

Shortly after the take-off, the captain greets passengers, makes brief announcements, and puts away the microphone forgetting to turn it off. His last words are heard in the passenger cabin:"... and now I am going to have a cup of coffee and then f**** a stewardess."
One of the stewardesses, hearing his words, starts rushing to the cockpit to tell him that he hasn't turned off the microphone. One of the passengers stops her and says:"Didn't you hear? first he has to drink coffee...".

05-17-2009, 05:13 PM	#298
burgundia Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Poland Posts: 3,442	Re: Quotes and jokes! Shortly after the take-off, the captain greets passengers, makes brief announcements, and puts away the microphone forgetting to turn it off. His last words are heard in the passenger cabin:"... and now I am going to have a cup of coffee and then f**** a stewardess." One of the stewardesses, hearing his words, starts rushing to the cockpit to tell him that he hasn't turned off the microphone. One of the passengers stops her and says:"Didn't you hear? first he has to drink coffee...".