Take two aspirin and a shot of whiskey and call me in the morning! LOL
It's a bitch getting old, huh Swanny? LOL
Or try some of my magical BBQ sauce!
Dr. Dan's Barbecue Sauce... The Magical Meat Elixir... The Cure for the Common Grill,
Dr. Dan's is the product of years of extensive research into the Epicurean Sciences and has taken Dr. Dan to search the far corners of the globe for the best ingredients. The results of this extensive research has resulted in a sauce that has been a family favorite for years bringing satisfaction and contentment to all. It has been known to lift foul moods, raise dampened spirits and bring a sense of harmony and contentment to all who partake.