Old Project Avalon Forum (ARCHIVE) - View Single Post

Humble Janitor · 04-30-2009, 01:22 AM

I read a ******** story in today's paper about possible origins of this flu.

It had me laughing because what are the odds that a human, swine and bird flu would just happen to combine by chance? It just doesn't happen.

Reminds me of this joke:

A pig, a bird and a human were trapped in the middle of the ocean on a raft. The raft started falling apart and the human, unable to swim, drowned to his death. The bird flew and flew and flew but couldn't find land, finally diving into a watery death. The pig however, was able to sprout wings and fly away to safety.

04-30-2009, 01:22 AM	#10
Humble Janitor Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,201	Re: Where , Who and Why the Swine Flu story I read a ******** story in today's paper about possible origins of this flu. It had me laughing because what are the odds that a human, swine and bird flu would just happen to combine by chance? It just doesn't happen. Reminds me of this joke: A pig, a bird and a human were trapped in the middle of the ocean on a raft. The raft started falling apart and the human, unable to swim, drowned to his death. The bird flew and flew and flew but couldn't find land, finally diving into a watery death. The pig however, was able to sprout wings and fly away to safety.