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Brinty · 03-02-2009, 10:16 PM

Two eggs in a carton. A boy egg, and a girl egg. The girl egg sidles up to the boy egg and asks, "can we be friends?"
"Okay," answered the boy egg.
"Can we be close friends?" she asks.
"Yes, That'll be okay."
"I mean, can we be really close friends?"
"Well, yes." replies the boy egg.
" No," says the girl egg as she moves in even closer to the boy egg. "I mean really, really, close friends."
The boy egg swallows and replies in a shaky voice, "Uhm, y-yes, We can be close friends."
The girl egg moves in until she makes bodily contact and starts to take her shell off.
The boy egg suddenly loses his nerve and rolls away shouting , "No, no, please, no."
The girl egg is more that a little put out at this reaction and wants to know what is wrong.
"Well," says the boy egg, "if you do that, take your shell off, I'll go hard. And every time I go hard, someone bashes me over the head with a spoon and sprinkles salt and pepper on me then eats me."

03-02-2009, 10:16 PM	#245
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! Two eggs in a carton. A boy egg, and a girl egg. The girl egg sidles up to the boy egg and asks, "can we be friends?" "Okay," answered the boy egg. "Can we be close friends?" she asks. "Yes, That'll be okay." "I mean, can we be really close friends?" "Well, yes." replies the boy egg. " No," says the girl egg as she moves in even closer to the boy egg. "I mean really, really, close friends." The boy egg swallows and replies in a shaky voice, "Uhm, y-yes, We can be close friends." The girl egg moves in until she makes bodily contact and starts to take her shell off. The boy egg suddenly loses his nerve and rolls away shouting , "No, no, please, no." The girl egg is more that a little put out at this reaction and wants to know what is wrong. "Well," says the boy egg, "if you do that, take your shell off, I'll go hard. And every time I go hard, someone bashes me over the head with a spoon and sprinkles salt and pepper on me then eats me."