[Relayer]

Originally Posted by futureyes

hey hey hey ... i go out for a swim and wham ... i come back and have to defend me self ...

Originally Posted by futureyes

hi relayer ...

Hello Maple leaf.

Originally Posted by futureyes

you failed to mention anything about "porn" ...

Sorry honey, I did forget to mention it to you.

Originally Posted by futureyes

we turtles ... we just stay away from all of that ya know ...

funny relayer ... perhaps we'll just spend some time here instead ...

That's cool. I'll just keep feeding you Jellybeans.

Originally Posted by futureyes

i'll have one of 'em jellybeans ... turtles like colorful drinks ... too small to place an umbrellie in it?

I'll get you one in a tall glass so's the umbrella fits nicely.
Jellybean consists of:
A shot of Ouzo
Lemonade
Raspberry cordial

Originally Posted by futureyes

now i'm going to do story time ... like brinty does ...

here we go ...

once visiting the glorious island of hawaii ... oahu i believe it was ... went on one of 'em submarine rides ...

i know ... silly for a turtle to do but what they hey ... see life from a different perspective ...

ok ... so the crew were very intense about people moving around whilst we we submerged a hundred feet below ... they said ... NO CHANGING SEATS cos it creates an imbalance in the ship and that's not a good thing ...

we're floating around the bottom ... observing all my friends through these little windows ... when suddenly a young lad proclaims loudly ... "hey dad ... there's a hooker out there ... "

WELL ... pretty much every male got up and either stretched over to look or walked over to see ... the hooker in the depths of the ocean ...

the crew went balistic screaming at these men ... ordering them back to their seats meanwhile the sub starts going down sideways ... panic amongst the rest of the lot ... children crying ...

funniest dang thing i had witnessed in a while ...

know what the hooker was?

the little boy thought an old rusted anchor buried in the sea was ... a hooker ...

anyway ...

what men will do at times ...

Good one honey.

Originally Posted by futureyes

where's that jellybean with the umbrellie ... where's relayer ...

Coming right up honey. :