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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced employees will care for your child. Fenced play area, meals, and smacks included in fees.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Dinner Special — Turkey £2.35; Chicken or Beef £2.25; Children £2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Great Dames for sale.
Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Work Wanted: Man, honest. Will take anything.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for £10.00.
Lost: Small poodle - Reward. Neutered, just like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetising forms.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Mother’s helper, peasant working conditions.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
