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Brinty · 02-15-2009, 09:02 PM

A primary school teacher was getting to know her new class and had asked each child to talk about their fathers. Johnny's father was a motor mechanic, Tim's was an accountant. Mary's father was a courier while Peggy's was a butcher. One by one, each of the children put their hands up and told of their fathers' jobs - all except for Timmy.

The teacher turned to him and said, "You haven't told us about your father Timmy, what does he do?"

Timmy looked up with a sad look on his face and replied, "My fathers dead."

The teacher was a little embarrassed at this and, to recover herself said, "That's sad Timmy, but what did he do before he died?"
Timmy replied, "He jumped up from the table, grabbed at his chest and went 'AAAARRRRHH!' then fell down."

02-15-2009, 09:02 PM	#237
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! A primary school teacher was getting to know her new class and had asked each child to talk about their fathers. Johnny's father was a motor mechanic, Tim's was an accountant. Mary's father was a courier while Peggy's was a butcher. One by one, each of the children put their hands up and told of their fathers' jobs - all except for Timmy. The teacher turned to him and said, "You haven't told us about your father Timmy, what does he do?" Timmy looked up with a sad look on his face and replied, "My fathers dead." The teacher was a little embarrassed at this and, to recover herself said, "That's sad Timmy, but what did he do before he died?" Timmy replied, "He jumped up from the table, grabbed at his chest and went 'AAAARRRRHH!' then fell down."