Re: Quotes and jokes!
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much boned no matter what you wish for. Unless of course, it's death by meteor.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
Your role in life may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
A bacon double whopper is NOT a novelty sex toy!
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