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Brinty · 02-06-2009, 10:43 AM

Six year old Tommy had gone to the shopping mall with his grandad. After an hour he realised they had got separated in the crowd. Now Tommy had always been told by his parents that if he ever got lost, or got into trouble of some sort, he should go and find a policeman. So that was what Tommy did.

"Please officer, I've lost my grandad in the crowd."
"Okay sonny, what's he like?"
Tommy thought for a few seconds then replied, "Johnny Walker Black Label, and ladies with big tits."

02-06-2009, 10:43 AM	#230
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! Six year old Tommy had gone to the shopping mall with his grandad. After an hour he realised they had got separated in the crowd. Now Tommy had always been told by his parents that if he ever got lost, or got into trouble of some sort, he should go and find a policeman. So that was what Tommy did. "Please officer, I've lost my grandad in the crowd." "Okay sonny, what's he like?" Tommy thought for a few seconds then replied, "Johnny Walker Black Label, and ladies with big tits."