Re: Quotes and jokes!
A man comes home to notice that there is a dent in back fender of his car, he then notices that the tool box in the back of the garage is also dented. He shakes his head and walks inside and sits down next to his wife and sighs, "Honey, how can you be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time?"
She remembers coming home and backing into the open tool box that was left in the middle of the garage earlier... Then she muses about the hour it took for her to push the heavy box to the back of the garage, pick up all the tools, and arrange them in order.
She turns her head and answers with a smile, "God made me beautiful so that you would fall in love with me, and God made me stupid so that I would fall in love with you."
Peace of Mind,
Wormhole
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