[Dantheman62]

Originally Posted by Antaletriangle

Henry, the Vampire bat, returns to his cave after his night's work, his face plastered with fresh blood. All his mates are hanging there, pretty ****ed off having not had a kill that night.

They get quite excited when Henry arrives. Henry is trying to get some sleep, but his mates keep on hassling him, wanting to know where he'd been. Eventually he gets so irritated by this that he stretches his wings and says "Right lads, follow me, I'll show you where."

The thousands of bats leave the cave, fly for an hour before Henry alights on the tower of a brooding mansion.

"You see that oak tree over there?" he says.

"Yes, yes," they all chitter.

"Well I didn't!"

HaHa that's a good one A !