[THE eXchanger]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.



I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.



I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."



So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."



And that's when the fight started....