Re: Quotes and jokes!
An elderly couple are celebrating their 50 years of wedded bliss by traveling to India where they had spent their honeymoon. The second day there the husband was feeling the heat so elected to stay indoors with the air-conditioning turned on. His wife decided she would go out and do some shopping in local bazzar. As she retraced the path they had taken together 50 years ago, she began to relive the excitement of their honeymoon and the sensual pleasures they had experienced all those years ago. She paused to watch a snake-charmer playing his flute as a snake slowly rose from the basket at his feet, swaying in time to the music. She moved on through the bazzar looking at the different wares for sale until she came to a stall where the musical instruments were. Suddenly her eyes lit up as she had an idea. She purchased a flute and ran back to the snake-charmer. He consented to showing her his method of charming the snake.
Beside herself with excitement, she raced back to the hotel where her husband was laying on his back on the bed in their room with just a sheet over himself. Quickly seating herself cross-legged by the bedside, she started playing the flute. After a minute had passed by, she noticed the sheet starting to rise at a point about the centre of his body. In a state of high arousel she changed the tempo of the flute as the sheet peaked higher and higher. Unable to contain her excitement any longer, she ripped the sheet from her husband's form - only to find the end of his pyjama cord raised up and swaying in time to the music of the flute.
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