Re: Quotes and jokes! 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down'
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband
picks up a case of Budweiser
and puts it in their cart.
'What do you
think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24
cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,'
demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the
woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do
you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes
me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24
cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'
On the PA system:
'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down'
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