Hey Dan you got the gift my man
hows about you have a quick word with the management
get a bit of a snazy gym thing going on

theres that empty store room round by the mens lavis,
that new bouncers gonna need to pump Iron

and us girlies need to work off that crimbo pud !
get a bit of a lycra thing goin on ,
still got me old shell suit its got a few stains , but whats that
beetween friends eh!.