NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
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> This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
> advantage of the
> government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
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> The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
> documentary on how
> unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
> wheels in less than
> 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
> existing crew could
> only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
> high tech equipment.
> It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by
> Gordon's management team
> as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon
> got more than he
> bargained for!
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> At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
> inexperienced crew
> able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within
> 12 seconds they had
> changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and sold the
> car to Dale Jr. for
> 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
> Gordon's wife in the
> shower.
