[Brinty]

Then there was the one about the bloke who visited his doctor. He explained to the doctor that he was experiencing this jabbing pain which started in his groin, then shot up to his chest causing him difficulty in breathing.

The doctor examine the bloke and told him that there was only one treatment - castration!

In a fit of depression he considered suicide but was too much of a coward so agreed to have the operation.

A couple of weeks later he was still feeling depressed so decided to go shopping for a new suit. At the menswear store, an effeminate chap took his measurements then asked him what style of suit he wanted.

"I think I'd like a navy blue, double-breasted, pin stripe with a waistcoat and two pair of trousers."

"Alright, and which side do you dress to?"

The bloke looks puzzled, whereupon the tailor explains that what he wanted to know was, which side did he tuck his manhood, to the left or the right?

"I don't see that it makes any difference." the bloke says,

"Oh but it does," says the tailor. "Depending on the cut of the trousers, if you dress to the wrong side, you get this terrible jabbing pain that starts in your groin area and shoots up to your chest making it hard to breathe!"