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I'd forgotten all about this song until I came across it just now.
I warn you, it's a daft song (if you can call it a song) but it sure gets your feet going.  YouTube - T RA SHMEN - Surfi n Bird (1963) |
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Brinty....pull yourself from under the table, and give us a good joke for the evening...
the fruity umbrella drink is on me :thumb_yello: http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI...1R-1038719.jpg |
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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?" They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me." Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife. "I'll go tell him." says Gallagher. |
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I'm not the best at jokes..but I know a good cartoon when I see one :thumb_yello: |
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him." |
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Yikes :mfr_omg: :mfr_lol:
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John Williamson, ballad singer, is an Aussie icon. Here are a few samples of his art - nostalgia and humor among them.
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For all the cat lovers out there.....
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He you drunkards !
Is'nt life cool ... Kindness mudra |
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mudra,
How strange, I was just thinking about you and wondering how you were and see your post.:original: |
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I'm a cat lover BROOK, here's one of my favorites:
enjoy! |
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:band:
Okay, how about some catchy, toe-tapping music that makes you want to get up and dance? Here's a group known as Little Feat. YouTube - Little feat - Rock 'n' roll doctor |
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Have finally completed the school year & can come up for air!! Can someone illuminate me about the number of Avaloln visitors/friends/subscribers dropping from the high to low hundreds? Haven't time to go back & read & would appreciate a quick thumbnail & thx in advance. How are all the regulars here? Good to be back!
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This is cute and thought it'd cheer us all up in these trying times:
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny….. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy *******) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place ? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I’m worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m . Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?” HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job – no! On my breaks – yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now NEAREST RELATIVE.7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely. |
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That was very funny :mfr_lol:
Guys..we have some serious posting to do...so let's have a break in the lounge...have a fruity umbrella drink..and celebrate http://www.silvertechneon.com/cat/im...ted%20Sign.jpg Brinty..you can wake up now...hit the jukebox :thumb_yello: |
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OH Fruity Drinks, I'll have a Frozen Collata, whose bartending?
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Oh great! I'll have a bottled water instead.:mfr_lol:
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okay..can't wake Brinty up...so it's my turn at the jukebox http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k816dPQyPAM |
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Okay now I'm awake! Awesome.:original:
Now one to mellow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVNPZxPRmHc&feature=fvst |
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Ah now for something completely different. :P
Didn't you all know? Everything's magic! :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bFvDAng3sA Angels and Airwaves - Everything's Magic |
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Personally I think this is a rather beautiful song. Enjoy. :)
Angels - Within Temptation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK9qfVQ4Z04 |
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Sorry you couldn't wake me Brook, but I had my first two cups of coffee in over 40 years. They caused me to stay awake for over 24 hours - then I slept for another 12. My eyes feel as though they are full of sand (or coffee grounds) and my mouth is like the proverbial bottom of a birdcage.
But now I"m back and ready to rock - as long as I've got something to hold onto and a table to slide under. Let's start with a quiet one and then we'll have a rocker. This first one's one for all you steam train buffs. YouTube - Life's Railway to Heaven - Patsy ClineNow, here's the one that started the worldwide craze for Rock 'n' Roll. |
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Happy July 4th!!! Drinks on me!
Peace of Mind, Wormhole:smoke: OK, Here's one for ya... Listed below are eight six-letter figures from Greek mythology in a simple substitution code. Can you crack the code and identify these beings? YZHPZO TXYZCT TBISSI OZSZCZ TNICJO MYTHIC OMUSST AHICIO |
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Looks like I"ll have to confess - here's the reason I stick to fruity drinks here in the Lounge . . . .
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Here are two of the world's best guitarists playing quietly and gently together.
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Cool Guitars Brinty ...here is a song been running through my mind lately :thumb_yello:
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Brinty & Brook come have a round of drinks with me... I see you are both online.
Whats news? huh.. Whats that? You both have a new joke to tell me. I'm all ears, come find me at the bar when your ready. :welcomeani: |
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Some words of wisdom: Click on the book and read the first pages. http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5113.gif |
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Lumunari,
I was just rereading your thread on the Belt of Orion and the war over the stargates. Have you ever seen this site? Check out the Els. http://www.sherryshriner.com/alien_races.htm SNM |
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News I do have - Since I was a kid, I've always wanted a radio controlled model plane - well, it's taken me a while, but at last I've chosen one. Have a look and give your opinion on it . . . |
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