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I really do need threads like this at times.:original:

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants - uh oh. Bathing suit - okay. Naked - we’ll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?”

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Hilarious. I love the Onion.

One of my old roommates had this clipping on his door for the entire semester, we all took to calling him "Gen. Bonkers".

I used to work at a pizza place where I tacked this up in the back.

http://www.theonion.com/content/file...n_news2292.jpg



"Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High"

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sister act uncut:
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=jYq5JXOqyvg

undress in 7 seconds.
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxzAeBGrT4

pimp my ride..
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=nF84FZyg-io

say no to dirt
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHtA89RHUQ

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flamewars (not my thing)

http://fastblogit.com/media/flamewar...1157120255.jpg

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4 more of the same go to social groups ,lighten up LOL ,
loads a LOL there .
keep the balance
hope to c u comics there
thanks rhythmm .

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lol -- "FEAR", dunno? mayhaps FEARLESS?

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An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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don`t worry .. be nappy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0Dc2hA1HE

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Why are there only male pilots?







Cause they're in a cockpit not a box office

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fuehrer rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpF4...eature=related

spongebob & goebbels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53EFN...eature=related

spongebob & mao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HIavxnUHls&NR=1

sponge bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MJwE...eature=related

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The Ladybird Book of The Policeman...


http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

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Capreycorn i was just sliding down this thread fast i had some music on and hitler caught my eye booying away in rhythm to the music i was playing-quite funny!!

"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them." Albert Einstein.

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I found the ladybird book of the policeman real neat...


music makes the "world" go round..?
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That dancin' fella-i do that when i'm at the bar waitin' fer me beer to be served!!!lol!

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Old fart Football
>
>
> An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
>
> When the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven
> Points.'
>
>
>
> His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was
> that?'
>
> The old man replied, 'It's fart football..'
>
>
>
> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
> 'Touchdown, tie
>
> score.'
>
>
>
> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go
> and says,
>
> 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
>
> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
>
> 'Touchdown, tie score.'
>
>
>
> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
> says,
>
> 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure
> is on the old man.
>
>
>
> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real
> hard.
>
> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
> everything he's got,
>
>
>
> And accidentally craps in the bed.
>
>
>
> The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
>
>
>
> The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'