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Thin lizzy! Metallica did a good job covering them!

Whats up giovonni!

http://www.bulldogco.com/HowdyBulldog.jpg

Hi-5 to all!

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The Lounge has been too quiet for St Patrick's Day!!! Bring on the fun, GREEN BEER, and the strange and beautiful people!!!!!

LOVE< LIGHT AND GREEN!!

Cheers to you all!

Peace of Mind,
Wormhole:smoke:

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it realy is a dogs life ....

what amazin animals they are .....

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He Who Tells the Best Story...

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?"

One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."

Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."

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My dog, Pinot, is buying a round of doggie biscuits!!

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Here's a song that exemplifies the fact that love given, is returned a thousandfold. I pray that it gives you hope. I confess to having shed the odd tear of happiness when I listen to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxYl70xaBcc

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Beautiful song Brinty, pass the kleenex please:tears:

Maybe I will have a beer while I'm at it now that it is back to its normal color.

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I missed the partying yesterday,:nono:so I will have to make up for it tonight.:thumb_yello: A Stella sounds good to me with some sweet potatoe fries with chilpolte sauce. Do you want a plate of dry ribs,:lmfao:

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A Challenging Golf Game

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but kept rolling directly toward a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, the water parted and the ball rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long drive directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball back onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and veered toward a nearby tree.

From there, the ball bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.

Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog screamed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

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Okay girls, get your kleenex out again.

Here's one from a young Billy Gilman. This is another one that has an emotional effect on me, as I met my own son for the first time in 40 years after my first marriage had failed and he was adopted out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQ5v4Ylh0I

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Oh Judy your joke is great. :lmao:

I read it to my kids and we're still laughing. :lol3:

Thank you!

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:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby: wow brinty ... that struck deep within ... truly ...

what a night in here ... tissue box ... no tissue box ... tisssue box ...

:wub2:

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Keep the kleenex out................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLr-zweXH0

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:naughty: :roll1: :lmao:

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Hi, Luana what are you drinking, this round is on me for everyone!:original:

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Bloody Hell Brinty where are those tissues, I can hardly type for the tears in my eyes.

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Cabernet thank you Judy :drinks_wine:

Just one more and I'm off to bed. :sleep_1:

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:crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

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Brinty and Dan what are you doing with that wading pool full of jello?? Besides green jello is sooo ... yesterday.... St Patricks Day is over! We are on to your tricks:tongue2::mfr_lol:

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That's my fault Judy, I was daydreaming about peppermints and I had a mental flashback to the early sixties . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WIvZu4dPQQ

It looks pretty silly now but it was the ants-pants back then. :mf_pain:

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Just for you Brinty...from Pulp Fiction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoUEM...eature=related

http://www.memorabilia4u.com/data/it...db3c4-orig.jpg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQZ_...e=channel_page
I'll just be a wallflower, like wallpaper for a while, and no I am not plastered:mfr_lol:

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Oh dear! Brook and Judy, let me sit down and catch my breath. Phew. That was hard work.

During the late 50s and early 60s I was doing the nightclub circuit in Auckland as a compere and floor-show organizer. Those clips brought back old memories of dancing the night away between shows.

Brings to mind the line, "What I once used to do all night, now takes me all night to do once."

In those days, the Go-Go dancers were the in thing. They performed with such energy that the girls could only do one or two numbers then they'd have to take a break while two others would replace them.

Take a look at this clip of a Chuck Berry performance of "Johnny B. Goode" - it makes me feel exhausted just watching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gv62KbSBQM

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What amazing talent we have here in the lounge. Come on Judy, give us a demo. :original:

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I here theres a wet tea shirt competition :winksmiley02:

and some green jello ...mmmmm

hmm no change here then

right now then wheres

that waiter , hes got me tea shirt , :naughty:...
no ....i just spilled me margarita all
down me self and he was just being
a gentle man and cleaning it for me ..
O! think what yer like !!!!:wink2:.....
whos gettin em in ....

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Beware Patrons!!!

This is the result of what happened to my friend when he ate the chili in the Avalon Restaurant and someone spiked his drink with nitro-methane.
He actually thought he was going to take off down the runway.

This could happen to you!!!

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TESCO OWN BRAND BEANS HAVE THE SAME EFFECT JOHN :trumpet:
I GOT A HOLE IN THE WALL TO PROVE IT ,,,,:blowup:BEST BUY HEINZ .
AND AVOID THE CHIILLY , ONE OF DAN SPECIEALS eh!!!:winksmiley02:

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Someone messaged me about this 'Gateway Treatment' By Dr Michael Wolf Kruvant... I thought I'd share my reply here to save anyone who reads this some money....

I paid $40 for this DVD: http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Michael-Wol.../dp/B000ULVCL0

I was VERY disappointed... the dvd is rubbish, some outdated radio interviews pasted end-to-end with generic ufo culture pics. The last quarter of the dvd is 'The Gateway Treatment' which is the whole reason I bought it.. you cant even skip straight to that bit, the dvd is so poorly slapped together, anyway the actual treatment is the biggest load of **** ive ever heard: 'you are getting very sleepy.. your consciousness is expanding... expanding... expanding" - That sort of monotone garbage..

The worst thing of all is Dr Michael Wolfs voice!!! The most horrible rasping slow, voice with the worst kind of new york accent imaginable.. absolutely torturous to listen to.

I would love to get the "Catchers of Heaven" book! but I hope I have saved you some money, the DVD is so bad, you would have to pay me alot of money to listen to that **** again.. not a single synapse was formed, I actually felt less intelligent after having my brain raped by his horrible stumbling voice

I got ripped off!!

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Here's something that all you youngsters can look forward to . . . .

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Brinty :lmfao:

im sure its got somthing to


do with your MARBLES :lmao:

MATE :doh::insane::doh:!!!!!