Re: How valuable is our sense of humor?
 

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sounds the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Oh yeah......light years no doubt !!! I hear ya hehehehe

Bye till tomorrow, off to act normal

Re: How valuable is our sense of humor?
 

bump

cos one of the few threads left that me feel human, and you know thats what we are!

Love to all the humans out there
:original:

Re: How valuable is our sense of humor?
 

bye metw#,

im not particularily religous but have always loved this Irish blessing

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
The sun shine warm upon your face
The rains fall soft upon your fields
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand

See you again my friend, take it easy

g

Re: How valuable is our sense of humor?
 

I just noticed something else that's funny.. Miss Bongo ?

If that's suggesting I'm a woman, I have to let you know I'm not..

But don't be blue, everyone round here thinks I'm a woman it seems.

Well, at least until they get to know me.

Promised myself I won't log on this weekend. Is Meta going somewhere?

I think anyway Harper, lots of people have their own threads that they regularly 'bump', so no reason why you shouldn't bump this one, why not make it your own blog? Put down whatever's on your mind.

Not for me to say I know, I only have sketchy idea what the rules are here, but I don't think you need to write 'bump' every time you post to this thread

:wink2:

So .. till the Trongoids of ding-dong do battle with the Swtraberries of Merringue....

I bid you adieu...

K

Re: How valuable is our sense of humor?
 

Ha ha thats funny, I was referring to myself, so we have had the same experience, I think some people think I' a man!

yes metaw wasn't feeling it so much any more I think, but he might be peeping in. Its a pity and it isnt at the same time, I think the tail just might be wagging the dog at the moment and this is one way to get your ass kicked into opening our eyes. Oh mixed blessing cruel and funny, arent they. Look at the terrible mixed metaphor. The signs the signs are everywhere.

The anagram times had this today-- and how timely

"What's a Nice Girl Doing in This Hole?" = Ooh, is a big, ghastly, nightmarish "Alice in Wonderland"!

Thanks for the bump tip, its hadnt occured to me, how boring it might be :wink2:

less is more for the moment or was that shallow is the new deep, never remember hehehehehe

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The oldies are still sometimes the most giggle-tastic, because today, seriously I am tired of Dragons

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

On the walls of a Baltimore estate:
Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
-- Sisters of Mercy

In front of a church:
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

On a long established New Mexico dry cleaning store:
Thirty-eight years on the same spot.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a New York medical building:
Mental Health Prevention Center

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

On a New York convalescent home:
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a clothing store:
Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today -- no ice cream. --hands down all time absurd favourite

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions. well maybe this one

In a New York restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

In the window of an Oregon general store:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the grounds of a private school:
No trespassing without permission.

A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race:
Let's see who can go downhill the fastest

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants, please stay in your car.

Outside a photographer's studio:
Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also.

Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.

On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!

Seen on a garbage truck:
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back!

On a church door:
This is the gate of heaven. Enter ye all by this door.
(This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side door.)

Sign warning of quicksand:
Quicksand.
Any person passing this point will be drowned.
By order of the District Council.

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.

Laugh and the world laughs with you --I hope

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lol.. for once someone has the draw on me... I did think you were a bloke!

:original:

Can't imagine why though.

Actually, I think you've hit the nail on the head here, regarding tail wagging. Instead of us jumping on any bandwaggon that's rolling past, or alternately, heading for the centre of a 'last stand' with our winchester '97 repeater drawn and at the ready, why don't we just post something else? Unrelated.

I'm always thinking we should be the change we want to see. You've made me think that perhaps adding to debates, even neutrally is not the right way forward.

Instead, in the tradition of great tour guides everywhere, let's just hoist a little yellow umbrella and say , 'This way please!'

So thanks for the writings... I tell you, cake wrecks .com is the place I go to right now if I need to smile...for no reason whatsoever.

I particularly liked the zoo keeper one.

Glad you stuck around Harper. Welcome to the women's team.

lol

K