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The first time I saw this one it was there:
http://failblog.org/tag/video/

I laughed for hours watching the videos there. Here's two others:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQhaoocZPw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT4AxEEEwTo

and another one:
http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/6/

oh and here's the playlist:
http://www.viddler.com/explore/failb...s/163/playall/

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This will be my last one for the day.


A duck waddles into a feed store and asks, "got any duck feed?" The guy behind the counter says, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it." The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.

The next day the duck waddles into the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the the guy behind the counter says, "no." and the duck leaves.

Next day the duck waddles in and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The guy says, "Look, I've told you twice already, we don't have any duck feed, we've never had any duck feed and we will never have any duck feed. If you come in here and ask one more time for duck feed, I'll nail your feet to the floor!"

The next day the duck waddles into the feed store and asks, "Got any nails?" The guy frowns and replies, "No."

"Good," says the duck, "got any duck feed?"

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http://fabiusmaximus.files.wordpress...9/03/sheep.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...64/disinfo.jpg

Ok this 3rd one is kind mean but I admit, I laughed:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...le/failcow.jpg

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I just have to post this one. This is too much. I laughed so hard it hurts. :roll1:

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/10/

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Subject: Bragging about kids.

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party .


After several drinks, one of the men had to use the toilet.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice andexpensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion.'


The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the toilet and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I lovehim. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and
he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes
from his three boyfriends

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GOTTA PEE
>
>
>
> Two women friends had a girl's night out.
>
> Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
>

> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
>
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
>
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
>
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''
>
>

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

This video always makes me laugh

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Laugh is the natural expression of the soul when it can smile at all things without a reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYnV...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mOzWQSnaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hooid1LJ9Kc&NR=1

Laughing kindness ;)
mudra

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and whats even funnier :naughty:

is wait for it ...

you guessed it ...

NO YOU :lmao:...

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Mudra .....

Thats how you laugh when you realize

there is no you !!:roll1::roll1::roll1:

no one to be inlightend :roftl:

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me i cant find the way out :naughty:

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Thought I'd add some great dance to the jokes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh6ZG...eature=related

Cheers

Carmen

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzAXb7qCCAo

Foster Brooks as Drunk pilot on Dean Martin Show

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Who invented copper wire?


A Rothschild and a Rockefeller fighting over a penny!!!! :lol3:

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THEY must be needin the toilet .. i guess..:lol3::lol3::lol3:

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Rejoicing in nothing and knowing nothing...
are the true rejoicing and the true knowledge."

Lao Tzu

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I tried to rick-roll the thread and it didn't work this time. Heh. ;)

Regardless, just take a moment of your time to sit back and laugh about life. I see more to laugh at than be sad about.

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You are so right my friend

i know a few dear souls who

find me very un spiritual :nono:

cos i drink swear tell rude jokes :mfr_omg:

and have to go to the toilet (occationaly)spelling:lmfao:

(bu.t.. i must tell you that i never smell ):naughty:

but my biggest sin is not being able to spell :roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:

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aww its ok rhythm, spellings overrrated. As long as you get your message across. :thumb_yello:

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/w...ee_Caveman.jpg

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You my friend are also so right

my message is.... drink morewater with it (overrated)

and then more vino.. larger ( CIDER...apple juice )

and then tell rude jokes ....

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Mudra.... the quard babys laughin has to be one of the sweetest

funnyest thing i ever saw in my intire incarnation :lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3:

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yet Carmen what a great vid

got me in the mood girl :thumb_yello:

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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.....'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
Sh..t?

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby
was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.''

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DaN YOU ARE THE MAN ...:lmao:



and gio your just NUTS ...:tongue2:

and me im LOVERLY :lol3::lol3::lol3:

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HAAAA!!!!!
brinty i see you have come up as 69 post on this.. thread hmmmm
is that symbolick there then !!!:naughty:...i put a spell on you :tongue2:

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What do you call

an oyster that steals all the pearl s???

Shell fish ....:thumbdown:

realy bad wiil try harder promise :thumb_yello:

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try this one then

Before you critize enyone

walk a mile in there shoes

That way when you critizes them
your a mile away ...

and you have there shoes ...

(moral )
so be sure you choose somone who
takes the size as you ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

a bit better im working up to it
youl see ....:lmao:

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Mudra, the babies laughing is just great. There is something about a baby's laughter that just melts the heart. That was soo sweet.

Love

Carmen

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Well, rhythm, 69 was always one of my favorites. :naughty:

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Was always or...has been always...:lmfao:

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It used to be burgundia . . . ah, memories.

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Here's a goody












A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.





Cheers

Carmen