Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet
 

What an odd thread.

Now only if we could teach women how to flush afterwards.

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Hahahahaha this thread is funny! The little Fly idea is cute anyway. :original:

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Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet
 

yes Karen, we are, I go outside in the privacy of my acreage, very free, saves water!

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I suppose that's why women wear/wore skirts.

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I once attended a concert at Ambassador Auditorium in Pasadena, CA. They had a well dressed attendant in a very elegant restroom to keep everything spotless. Peeing was more of a pleasure than usual.

Unrelatedly...a urologist published an advertisement reading 'Can't Pee? See Me!'

Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet
 

That reminds me of a comedian who said he saw a "Pregnant? We can help." sign graffitied with "Not pregnant? I can help!". :lol3:

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That was below the belt!:naughty::wub2:

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My ex girlfriend(she is American) and I had a funny quarrel which ended up in lot of laughs...
We were talking same stuff like here and she claimed same as Karen here, namely what if you go in the middle of the night and sit in darkness and ...oooops ...fall :original: into the ceramic hole...

Well I said , why don´t you switch a light before you sit there:original:
so then you would see where your a** is going ...
ah well I guess it is a hard job to put it down....:naughty:

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:naughty:

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Iv'e had to perform a certain yoga position in hope of directing at least some of the early morning water works into the bowl...not that easy:lmao:

The guys know what Im talking about:nono:

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I just remembered I was at a Rod Stewart concert at tiger stadium in detroit over 10 years ago, while I was in the mens bathroom, the girls stormed our bathroom tired of waiting for the other gals, one gal stood right in front of the urinal and lifted her skirt and arched back and aimed, it was pretty hysterical but she said she couldn't hold it any longer. lol

Or how about the at the Church of Norte Dame in France, they have outside community urinals right outside the church in the open, get done with mass, communion and go take a leak outside LOL . And they have a bunch of them!

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As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...:sad:
I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..:nono:
And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..:roll1:

Love Always
mudra

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Come On... Someone Peed, in a sink... No Way...

A girl in a urinal, I always wondered why women didn't have urinals they
seem better suited for it... I don't know what kind of shot they are...
We had a relief tube, in the aircraft... Sooo, why not.


Trooly,

Tango

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I wonder why they choose a fly for the urinals, why not a large colored dot! Maybe the fly appeals to the primitive killer instinct in males.:naughty:

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:mfr_lol: Come to think of it my Husband does know about that one too.:naughty:

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Just when you ladies thought you had the guys by the short hairs... :lmfao:

Waiting for the restroom at the ol coffee shop ... finally hear the toidy flush and then this nice lady walks out. I approach the target and low and behold after all this time... I thought it was just lazy guys peeing all over the seat!!!

Ladies if you would be so kind as to lift the seat up before you hover!!!!! :mfr_omg::mfr_omg::mfr_omg::tongue2:

:mfr_lol::mfr_lol::mfr_lol: