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are you realy ready for the best joke EVer .....


there is no ME !!!!:lmao::mfr_omg::mf_boff::no:...:drink_nl::doh: :beer::blink: :shocked:...

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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:: roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:

:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naug hty::naughty::lmfao:

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WHERE ARE YOU brinty !!!!!!!

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rhythm - I posted this yesterday on Ant's Quotes and Jokes thread. In case you missed it -

policia de mexico muy estupida

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R3o6DCl0wM

(about a 1 min. street vid clip of a bank robbery in Mexico)

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hahahahahahaha
:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:
:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:

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Advice given to me by my father in 1957 when I was contemplating marriage.

"Son, there are five important things to know about finding a perfect woman.

1. It is important to find a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans the house and has a steady, well paying job.

2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman whom you can trust and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. And, it is most important of all that these four women don't know each other."

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lol brinty. And after all these years have you managed to keep them apart?

Ok this ones an oldie but a goldie ;


Why married women should avoid a girls night out....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a teensy bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape an argument.
(Even when totally smashed I KNEW... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ' MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem upset in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said , 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

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Two blonds are walking towards each other. One is carrying a large paper bag. When they meet, one says, "Hi Sally-Anne, watcha got in your bag?"

"Some kittens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"Heck, If you guess right you can have both of 'em."

"Okay. Ummmmmm . . . . . five?"

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NOW were

cooking ......:trumpet:

mines a double

of what ever you lot are on ...:cup:...:lmfao:

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ABLE TO LAUGH!!! Awesome!!!

THEY'RE ON TO SOMETHING ALRIGHT MR. SHATNER!!!

Dance n Laugh to the Shatner Funk!!! :mfr_lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLpLU7D7MWk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Drugs are bad mmmmmKay. just stick to the herbs...still this video is kinda funny.

anyone remember the old Hinterland Who's Who...heres the real link.. :D
http://www.hww.ca/index_e.asp

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firkin hillarious :mfr_lol::mfr_lol::mfr_lol::mfr_lol::mfr_lol::roll 1::roll1::roll1::roll1:
:lmfao::lol3::lmfao::lol3::lmfao::lol3::naughty::r oftl::lmfao::lmao::naughty::lol3::lmfao::roll1:

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rhythmmms gona we we!!!:lmao::lmfao::roll1::roll1::roll1:

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The first time I saw this one it was there:
http://failblog.org/tag/video/

I laughed for hours watching the videos there. Here's two others:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQhaoocZPw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT4AxEEEwTo

and another one:
http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/6/

oh and here's the playlist:
http://www.viddler.com/explore/failb...s/163/playall/

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This will be my last one for the day.


A duck waddles into a feed store and asks, "got any duck feed?" The guy behind the counter says, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it." The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.

The next day the duck waddles into the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the the guy behind the counter says, "no." and the duck leaves.

Next day the duck waddles in and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The guy says, "Look, I've told you twice already, we don't have any duck feed, we've never had any duck feed and we will never have any duck feed. If you come in here and ask one more time for duck feed, I'll nail your feet to the floor!"

The next day the duck waddles into the feed store and asks, "Got any nails?" The guy frowns and replies, "No."

"Good," says the duck, "got any duck feed?"

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http://fabiusmaximus.files.wordpress...9/03/sheep.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...64/disinfo.jpg

Ok this 3rd one is kind mean but I admit, I laughed:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...le/failcow.jpg

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I just have to post this one. This is too much. I laughed so hard it hurts. :roll1:

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/10/

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Subject: Bragging about kids.

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party .


After several drinks, one of the men had to use the toilet.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice andexpensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion.'


The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the toilet and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I lovehim. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and
he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes
from his three boyfriends

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GOTTA PEE
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> Two women friends had a girl's night out.
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> Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
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> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
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One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
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Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
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After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
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The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
>
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

This video always makes me laugh