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Here's my favorite guy!!!

http://www.bloviate.net/images/misc/..._Beer_Song.jpg

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Now don't cry everybody!

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/beer_spill.jpg

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Would you like one of these Dan?

http://Luminari.fileave.com/Giant_Beer_Glass.jpg

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Wow that's maximum beerage!!

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BREAKING NEWS!!

Gridiron fans see porn during Super Bowl broadcast in Arizona

February 03, 2009 10:40am

CLIPS from a porn movie were shown to American football fans as they watched the closing minutes of the Super Bowl.

The incident has echoes of the nipple-slip by Janet Jackson during the half-time show at the 2004 Super Bowl.

This time, with less than three minutes to play in a tight match between Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals, many viewers in the Tuscon area of the Cardinals' home state lost the signal.

Instead of the game coverage from Tucson TV station KVOA they saw about 30 seconds of an adult movie, in which a woman unzipped a man's trousers.

They then saw full frontal male nudity from the adult channel Club Jenna. This was followed by a "graphic sex act".

In Tucson, cable provider Comcast said the clip was broadcast to some suburban customers watching the Super Bowl on a low definition service.

Comcast spokeswoman Jenni Moyer said the company was "mortified" at the interruption, which might have been caused by someone tapping into their transmission.

"Our initial investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act. We are conducting a thorough investigation to determine who was behind this," Ms Moyer said.

The Arizona Daily Star newspaper said its newsroom was inundated with calls from irate viewers.

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HaHa, somebody's going to lose their job!

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http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../nicholson.jpgThe Circus is in town....
This is a promo of my son's latest hobby...Stilting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohoZ2AdmdM8
here are some of the bloopers when practicing on the beach...
The guy in the yellow shirt is Eros..one of the worlds best stilt walkers
this is at Venice Beach in California. Eros also does Circque de soli

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjzGHVHL-Yo

Enjoy :original:

Beyoncé - Single Ladies SPOOF (Barack Obama)
 

Beyoncé ~ Single Ladies SPOOF ~ Barack Obama

This is soooo funny and entertaining!

http://i40.tinypic.com/28u31gn.jpg

VIDEO LINK (3:04): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PqI1...eature=channel


I guess I better include the original Beyonce 'Single Ladies' Video

Brinty, This One's For YOU! And Raulduke TOO!

Disclaimer: Viewing of this video is at the viewers risk. The poster of this video assumes no legal responsibility for any heart attacks!!!

http://i44.tinypic.com/2hnp2cx.jpg

VIDEO LINK (3:29): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJFWH8vxcg


And a 'real' Barack Obama dancing on Ellen ~ BUMP!

http://i42.tinypic.com/152kzrm.jpg

VIDEO LINK (1:26): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCvu4

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Thank you peaceandlove - only one problem, here is the message I got when I used the link you posted . . . . .

This video is not available in your country.

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Here you go Brinty.. this one works DOWN UNDER :naughty:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJFWH8vxcg

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Hey! where has everyone gone? This place has been like a morgue for the last few nights. What say we brighten things up a bit, turn the TV off and get back to drinking again? Dan, open the bar up and start serving those umbrelly slushys with the cherries on a toothpick - you know, those brightly coloured, bubbly, rocket fuel ones.

In the meantime, I must tell you of a tourist who stayed for a couple of nights in our country home. He was intent on seeing the wildlife and photographing as much of it and the scenery as he could. He sat down to his first breakfast of bacon and eggs, and coffee. As mum was clearing his plate away she asked if he's enjoyed the meal.

"Yes maam, it was dee-licious. What kind of meat was it?"
"Oh that's bacon." replied mum.
"Bacon huh, and what animal does that come from?"
"Why, it comes from a pig."

After he'd finished his coffee he left to go exploring. Mum pointd out that he shouldn't go too far as lunch would be at 12:00 sharp. He duely arrived in time for lunch and sat down to one of mum's salads.

As the plate was cleared away he commented that the meat was nice and tender and had a particularly nice flavour. "Maam, that was another dee-licious meal. What was the name of the meat?"
"That was ham."
"I see, and which animal do we have to thank for producing such fine, tender, tasty ham?"
"Oh, just another example of meat produced by a pig."

After lunch he went off with his camera promising to be back in time for dinner at 7:00pm. For dinner, mum served roast pork with crackling and gravy. As our guest sat back and wiped his chin, he complemented mum on a fine meal and asked what the meat had been. Mum told him it had been pork.

"Maam, I have never in my life, tasted meat like that, which animal do we thank for producing it?"
"We have to thank the pig for that. Now is there anything else I can get you?"
"Well maam, it's a tradition back home, that we have a jug of water with the main meal."
"I'm sorry, I should have thought of that. I'll bring you some straight away."


Mum went to the kitched and was back a minute later with a frosty jug of water and a glass. The tourist filled his glass and sipped the water. He must have found that it was quite acceptable because over the next ten minutes he polished off the whole jug.

"Maam, that water was the most dee-licious water I have ever tasted, where do you get it from?"
"Oh," replied mum, "we've got our own bore in the back yard."

The tourist jumped up knocking his chair over in surprise and said, "Goddamn, you Aussies don't waste any part of a pig do you!!"

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there is some amazin
talent here folks ,
thanks for all the
laughs,realy.
im so lucky to be in such good
company .
ok back to some serious
drinking ....

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Great Joke futureyes, made my day. Im still giggling away

Cheers

Carmen

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How could you know I was checking my thumbs? :mfr_omg:

Three guys drinking in a bar start comparing the length of their "thumbs."

The first guy, who was six feet tall, had a six inch one, the second guy, who was five foot six tall, had a five inch one. The third guy, who was a three foot six midget, said nothing. His two companions kept on at him until in the end, he acceded to their insistant demands and displayed it to them. They were amazed when they saw that it reached the floor. With amazement and admiration, mixed with envy, they commented, "Holy smoke, how big does it get when you have sex?"

The midget, with a red face and a tear in his eye, replied sheepishly, "I don't know, there's not enough blood for both of us, and I pass out!"

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The penis song
 

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:shocked: i am sensing a distinct theme here tonight ...

thumbs ... yeah ... that's what it is ... :roll1:

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:mfr_omg:Sort of puts a new slant on expressions like: Rule of thumb . . . thumbing a ride . . . thumbnail sketch . . . thumbing your nose . . . and . . . thumbs up, doesn't it?:shocked:

Rodney Carrington ~ Show Them To Me
 

"Little Things That **** Me Off"
 

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Hey, what's up tonight? :lightsabre:
I guess bad question to ask,lol

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I don't think there's much wrong with the question judikott, the problem could arise with the answers. :naughty:

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Veggie Love, Banned Super Bowl Ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wDE9XpmDHE

Rodney Carrington 'LIVE' Stand Up Comedy
 

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This one's for you Brinty
http://Luminari.fileave.com/funny0267.jpg

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tonite's theme in the lounge ... a sing along to leaking pipes and creaking bones ...

noooo :nono: "thumbs" was LAST NITE ... :wall:
:roll1:

so take a sip of your beverage :beer:and here we go ...


To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:

don't be shy ... come out of your shells ... sing LOUD ...

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd
that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.

bravo avalonians ... you sing well !!! :flowers2:
now let's get back to our beverages at hand ... :wink2:
:wub2:

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That was CHAMPION, futureyes - I sang my lungs out and had to take two pills to get my breath back. Then I had to lie down for a bit.

Mind you, that was what happened when I saw the picture that luminari posted. Apart from being an impossible position for me to get into, if I could do it, I'd never be able to straighten up again. :shocked:

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I love Julie Andrews and "The Sound of Music", which means I can post this again, along the same lines as Doe a deer, a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun, and so on! HaHa

http://www.bloviate.net/images/misc/..._Beer_Song.jpg

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Homer is driving home after downing a few at
the local pub.

He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of
the road.

He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path.

He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a
slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the
trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to
a stop.

The officer, approaches Homer's car and asks him what on earth he was
doing.

Homer tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops
him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Homer, that's yer air
freshener!"

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HaHa Doh!!!

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When filming the sound of music in the scene where Liezel is dancing in the gazebo during the song 'I Am Sixteen Going On Seventeen', where she dances from bench to bench, she actually went through one of the panes of glass on the first jump and sprained her ankle because there were two pairs of shoes she had for that scene (one with rubber grips and one without). The ones with rubber grip were meant for the actual filming NOT the rehearsal but she had been rehearsing with the ones without rubber grip and someone forgot to change them. She was OK but she had to do the dance with a bandage on her ankle.


In the boating scene, Kym Karath (Gretl) nearly drowned when she fell in the water. The scene originally called for Julie Andrews (Maria) to carry her out of the water as Kym couldn't swim yet, but Andrews fell out of the wrong side of the boat. In fact, the scene had to stop production in order to rescue Kym. In the movie, you'll see Heather Menzies (Louisa) carrying her out, whom Kym threw up on after swallowing so much water.


When Julie Andrews is singing "I Have Confidence" she trips. The trip was completely accidental, and not choreographed, but the director felt it was in character, so he left it in.



The front of the von Trapp house and the back of the house are actually two different houses. Also, the gazebo (which belongs to the house used for the back shots) is actually across a river from the house. (You can take the Sound of Music tour in Salzburg.)


When Liesl is dancing with Rolf in the gazebo, he holds her hand as she skips lightly from bench to bench. Look closely at her ankles: one of them is wrapped with an Ace bandage because it went through the glass during the rehearsal of that scene.


Edelweiss" was the last song Oscar Hammerstein wrote before his death.

Audrey Hepburn and Doris Day were both considered for the role of Maria.

The von Trapps actually escaped via train, en route to their next performance as part of their tour. They did not escape while being chased through the mountains

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Poor old Jim was a sandwich short of a picnic - probably caused by the amount of alcohol he had consumed in his lifetime. One night, as he staggered home from the local bar following the white line in the middle of the road, he saw a solitary light coming towards him. He recognised the sound of a motorbike engine and so, he staggered to one side to let it pass by. Unfortunately the motorbike had a sidecar attached and it hit poor old Jim knocking him to the ground.

Badly shaken, Jim took a few weeks to recover from his minor, but painful injuries. After his next binge, he was once more staggering home along the centre line when he saw a solitary light coming towards him. Remembering his last encounter with a single light, he staggered to the other side of the white line. Unfortunately, this time it was a car with only one headlight working. Jim ended up in hospital for a couple of weeks.

About a month later he had another bout of drinking. On his wobbly path following the white line, he saw two lights coming towards him. Recalling his experiences when dodging solitary lights, he chose to stay on the white line and not try to avoid the oncoming vehicle.

That was the last time poor old Jim had a drinking problem - you see, it was a truck coming down the centre of the road. :sad:

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How to tell the sex of a fly?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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I know, lets play find the fish. :lmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU84u3qXtzk

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