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Fix one, replaced another with a funnier one...
" Tried, to do something about your country. But, I got the message of: What I was saying in your country. Was not available in your country, so I wasn't Saying IT..." I, don't even know what that means... Trooly, Tango Quote:
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An OC, CA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The Officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money.... [And, we kids used to just sell lemonade...!] Trooly, Tango |
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BABY'S FIRST EXAMINATION...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "no wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." I know, she said," I'm his Grandma, But, I'm Sure glad I came...." Trooly, Tango |
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Lol lol Tango ... I should come here more often ...
I thought my vid was funny .. but trooly ...nothing compared to Yours... Love You mudra |
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I enjoy laughing... So, I pass it on... Pretty funny Huh... So, how are you
sweetheart.... I see that 'Bushy Kitty' is right behind you... Hi Girls.... Trooly, Tango Quote:
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Overheard Out in Space: a couple of tourists - alien life forms - returning from an eco-tour on Earth are chatting. One of them says, "The dominant life form on the planet has developed satellite-based weapons." Excited by the possibility, the other one asks, "Do you think they are an emerging intelligence?" The first one responds, "I doubt it: they've aimed the weapons at themselves." arlingtoninstitute.org:
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I don't know I might have a chicken leg in MY pants... Do You wanna check?
Just kidding... It was a funny video... Sometimes you get lucky and find a Funny one. I found several; I was lucky... Happy I was able to make you Laugh... I'd Like to see 'more' people use trooly, It lets me know someone cares abt what I try to do here... Trooly, Tango Quote:
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I have proof that ‘blonde-stupid’ is a disease that is contagious and spreading…
(this actually happened to me the other day) in the drive-thru at a taco bell: Q: may I take your order? A: I want a Mexican pizza and a medium pepsi. Q: Do you want that in a combo meal? A: No, just the Mexican pizza and a medium pepsi. Q: So, you don’t want the combo meal? A: No, just the Mexican pizza and the drink. Q: what do you want in the drink? Then I drove around and found out the order taker was a black gal. ------------------------- My son was awed at this intelligent tidbit: What do they call a tool that is used to make sure things are level? -A Level what do they call a tool that is used to saw things in half? -A saw what do they call a tool that is used to make sure wood is cut to fit squarely? -a square |
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If this has already been posted on this thread, I apologize for the repetition. I know a video like this has been posted before on another thread...
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The Worlds Shortest Books.
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________________________________________ OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING by Tiger Woods ______________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ___________________________________ A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J.. Kevorkian __________________________________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ...... by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel ____________________________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY ______________________________________ WHEN I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP! BY Tango _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy ______________________ MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson ************************************************** ***** AND, JUST ADDED: Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! By Nancy Pelosi ************************************************** ***** Trooly, Tango |
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I didn't think anyone would catch that... You did...[Wink]
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Now.... That's flocking funny...
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A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won’t float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let’s be a bit more realistic instead. Now - A is for arthritis; B is the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight – can’t read that top line ! F is for fissures and water retention G is for gas, which I’d rather not mention. H is for high blood pressure – I’d prefer low; I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is lost hearing – now what did you say? M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don’t grow ! P for prescriptions, I have quite a few; Just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new ! Q is for queasy. Is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux – one meal turns to two. S for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T for tinnitus; there are bells in my ears ! U is for urinary; big troubles with flow; V is for vertigo – that’s “dizzy” you know. W is for worry. NOW what’s going ‘round? X is for x-ray and what might be found. Y is another year I’m left here behind, Z is for zest that I still have – in my mind. I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed, and I’ve kept twenty-six doctors fully employed. |
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The History of the Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. |
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Great story but it's the fore finger and middle finger that they cut off
So this is what you do http://www.clubarnage.com/images/finger_big.jpg And you say "pluck off" :naughty: |
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Yeah I know, geez 97 huh Swanny? How do you feel at 97? LOL
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I feel ok for a old boy :original:
Time has been speeding up I was only 40 at the beginning of the year :wink2: |
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Why men don't do Agony Aunts---
Dear John I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help? Sincerely, Kate Dear Kate: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps, Regards John :thumb_yello: |
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